Here’s the best part: Maguire University offers the most sought-after degrees in the world of hoops fandom.

The Bachelor’s in Bracketology requires four years of dedicated study, perfecting your ability to predict upsets, analyze seedings, and survive the madness. For the deeply committed, the Master’s in Bracketology extends to six years, covering advanced tournament history, psychological warfare in tiebreakers, and the art of trash-talking rival brackets. At the pinnacle, the Doctorate in Bracketology spans eight years, delving into expert-level strategy, historical analytics, and leadership in the bracketology field.

These degrees aren’t just badges of honor—the demand is so high that the freshman class fills up every year.

Educationally speaking, Maguire University teaches a timeless lesson: A little creativity and camaraderie can turn a joke into something extraordinary. Sports aren’t just about the score—they’re about the stories, the bonds, and poking fun at the rules now and then.

Whether you’re a hoops diehard or just love a great tale, Maguire invites you to join the prank that became a phenomenon. After all, as Ale—their fit, beer-bodied mascot—would say with a foam-headed grin: